My Hat

Do you like my hat?

I’m not looking.

Please look at my hat.

I’m not looking.

My hat is mom shaped.

Why are you wearing mom as a hat?

She fell asleep on my head.

I’m still not looking.

Bit it is funny.

Yeah, mom sitting on your head is funny.

Just her head is my hat.

She isn’t sitting on your head?

No.

So, why is this funny?

Just look at my hat.

[sigh]