Bob: "Velma, may I be frank with you?"
Martha: "You are what you eat, Bob."
Velma: "You ate Frank?!"
Bob: "Oh, gosh, no! Thanks, Martha."
Martha: "Sorry. Velma, it was a diffferent Frank, not our Frank."
Velma: "Oh, heavens, you put such a fright into me."
Bob: "This Frank that I ate put up such a fuss, with much kicking and screaming.
Martha: "That certainly isn't our Frank, is it."
Velma: "No, certainly not."
Bob: "When the Dallas Cowboys fumbled that ball, the most we got out of him was a twitch and a moan."
Martha: "If that didn't elicit kicking and screaming, I don't know what would."
Velma: "So, you were going to be Frank?"
Bob: "What I mean was I'm going to be candid."
Martha: "Oh, please, be candid. We are all friends here."
Velma: "That remains to be seen."
Bob: "I'm leaving you Velma."
Martha: "With me."
Velma: "That's fine. I mean, we are zombies. It isn't like we have any semblence of human emotions anymore, right?"
Bob: "Okay. I just wanted to be fair and keep you in the loop."
Martha: "Bye, Velma."
Velma: "Bye, you two."
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