Elvezes

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Drow: (We of the Dow elvezes are dark and dreary"

Rogue: "Wow, that's cool ... a Drow"

Drow: (NOT DROW! you fool. I might just cut your tongue out for that)

Rogue: "Not ... Drow?"

Drow: (Noooo ... they are minions, fools, and cads. We of the DOW Elvezes are deadly, dastardly, and dangerous)

Rogue: "Ow ... Dow as in cow?"

Drow: (Yes, Dow as in - huh? Wait! YOU DARE MOCK ME?)

Rogue: "Um, yeah, dude, yeah, mocking, just so you know"

Drow: *BLAM*

Rogue: "Blam?"

Drow: *BLAM*BLAM*

Rogue: "Try foom" ... /snicker

Drow: (Why won't you die!)

Rogue: "Dude, Rogue here, uncanny dodge, evasion, high dex Blame my folks for not being around enough"

Drow: (But I said *BLAM*, like Three times!)

Rogue: "There is your problem, Mr. dark cow, you don't have a gun".

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