Sugar and Caffeine

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"What's that humming noise?"

"Umm ... That's you."

"Are you sure?"

"Too much caffeine?

"No."

"Are you lying to me?"

"Yes."

"..."

"Oops."

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"You are buzzing, now."

"You're telling me."

"No, literally, buzzing."

"Sugar."

"I think you have had enough."

"Me, too."

"You do this every day."

"I don't like coffee."

"Pardon?"

"Without the sugar, I can't drink my coffee."

"Have you thought about caffeine pills?"

"I do that already."

"On top of your coffee?"

"No, instead of ..."

"Then where does the sugar come in?"

"Sugar pills help the caffeine pills go down easier."

"Broken! I'm outta here."

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